Aussie guy

I’ve been missing Aussie guy.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

I was talking to my friend Mikey yesterday. He asked me what I’ve seen in Aussie guy.

“He’s big,” I said.

“In what way?” he asked.

“In every way that matters,” I replied. “He’s even bigger than him,” pointing to our mutual friend ES, who stands over 6 foot tall.

Wow, he’s f*cking HUGE!” Mike exclaimed. “What else?”

Well, he’s not super attractive,” I started.

“Haha, it’s the first time I’ve heard you crushing on a not-too-cute guy,” he chided. “You usually go for Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. So what does this guy have that others don’t.

He doesn’t let me step all over him,” I said. “He’s a no-bullshit type of guy, even from me He also oozes with confidence.”

“I also love his accent,” I continued. “I melt whenever he gives me a call and say in his own sexy way, ‘Hello Raven, how are ya doing?”

Of all people…

Aussie guy.

Fucking oath. 🙁

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