Geez, I’m too nice.
No, no, I mean it! I’m too nice. Little Ms. Goody-Two-Shoes.
Guys say they want nice women to bring home to mommy.
That’s what they say…
Same thing as women saying they don’t want a cute, attractive, handsome guy… or that they don’t really care about how rich the guy is.
Guys don’t want nice women. They think they want nice women, but if you’re too nice to them, they walk all over you or find a b*tch who treats them badly.
I’d like to try being a b*tch sometime.
You know, give them “the” eye, turn up your nose, quit smiling, pout and sulk all the time. Demand to get what you want. Act really spoiled.
Smiling — ruins the “image.”
Geez, but I can’t. Damnit! I can’t be a b*tch even if I want to.
Just way too nice for my own good.
Hence, am always the “friend,” but not the “girlfriend.”
Do guys want me to act b*tchy?! Act as a challenge?! Be unapproachable?!!!
Sigh. To b*tch or not to b*tch, that’s the question…
On second thought, maybe I should act stupid too…
Guys seem to like stupid women. They don’t want very intelligent women. Every guy’s dream — a beautiful, sexy model who has nothing up there — but caters to every single wish.
Hence, almost every guy would love a girlfriend who’s a model. Not a wife, but a girlfriend you can drape in your arm and show off to your envious friends.
Be beautiful, act ditzy, and be a b*tch.
This is so not me.
‘Cept for the beautiful part. 😀