Geez, I’m too nice.

No, no, I mean it! I’m too nice. Little Ms. Goody-Two-Shoes.

Guys say they want nice women to bring home to mommy.

That’s what they say…

Same thing as women saying they don’t want a cute, attractive, handsome guy… or that they don’t really care about how rich the guy is.

Total BULLSH*T!

Guys don’t want nice women. They think they want nice women, but if you’re too nice to them, they walk all over you or find a b*tch who treats them badly.

I’d like to try being a b*tch sometime.

You know, give them “the” eye, turn up your nose, quit smiling, pout and sulk all the time. Demand to get what you want. Act really spoiled.

Smiling — ruins the “image.”

Geez, but I can’t. Damnit! I can’t be a b*tch even if I want to.

Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Just way too nice for my own good.

Hence, am always the “friend,” but not the “girlfriend.”

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!

Do guys want me to act b*tchy?! Act as a challenge?! Be unapproachable?!!!

Sigh. To b*tch or not to b*tch, that’s the question…

On second thought, maybe I should act stupid too…

Guys seem to like stupid women. They don’t want very intelligent women. Every guy’s dream — a beautiful, sexy model who has nothing up there — but caters to every single wish.

Hence, almost every guy would love a girlfriend who’s a model. Not a wife, but a girlfriend you can drape in your arm and show off to your envious friends.

Be beautiful, act ditzy, and be a b*tch.

This is so not me.

‘Cept for the beautiful part. 😀